You've heard of "The Man"?

The Man is nothing compared to... "THE KID"

Have you seen the episode of The Simpsons where Lisa manages to grow a civilisation in a petri dish?

Well our world is like that little civilisation. We're all the the helpless victims of a malicious child who has grown our planet in his bedroom, and his mother wont stop him because she thinks its educational. And anyway, if she were to stop him, she'd throw us all in the bin, and that'd be the end of us.

This explains a lot of things such as:

- Why we cant find Osama Bin Laden. The Kid let him wreak havoc and then whisked him to safety, outside the planet.

- UFOs. They're the kids toys, and he does it to freak us out.

- Why bad stuff happens to people. The Kid is malicious, he does it for his own amusement. He controls everything, and can see what happens. He's like God, only 10 years old and way more nasty.

- Why we have craters. Its where The Kid poked the Earth to see if it was real or not.

- Natural Phenomena- eg Cyclones, Thunder, Lightning, Floods. The Kid makes them happen when he's bored.

- Earthquakes are when he moves the planet to a different part of his room.

Everything bad you can think of can be attributed to The Kid.

Perhaps it is time we started a revolution.

STICK IT TO THE KID